Solution for Superhero Fatigue

Are you suffering from superhero fatigue? Are you tired and exhausted of watching every single superhero movie and TV show that turns out to be mediocre? Do you have the urge to watch every superhero-genre content just to see if it leads up to a huge climatic event only to be confused more? You think that the only way to combat this ongoing “illness” is for major film studios to make higher quality superhero-genre content, right? Well, there is a much faster solution! Introducing: Marvel-less, a revolutionized medication that reduces superhero fatigue.

Marvel-less is a once-daily pill that relieves symptoms such as: the urge to see every superhero movie/TV show, exhaustion from seeing all these superhero-genre content via streaming service or movie theatre, disappointment in the lackluster, CGI quality of every superhero-genre content, frustration that every superhero movie and TV show is not interconnected, and isolation from friends and family because you are so busy catching on any content that is superhero-related. Just take one pill at least one month prior to any superhero movie or TV show that is about to be released, and bamf! You never have to worry about watching every single superhero movie/show every again.

Marvel-less works for any diehard superhero fan. Alex from San Francisco is obsessed with all things superheroes. Ever since Avengers Endgame, he has been wanting to watch every single superhero show and movie just to see if it leads up to the next big climatic blockbuster. However, he had feelings of frustration and exhaustion after the most recent shows and movies were mediocre with an overstuffed plot that wasn’t connected to anything. Ever since taking Marvel-less he doesn’t have to worry about missing out on every single superhero-genre content that gets released. He can go back to being with his friends and family and not talking about anything multiverse-related. Another avid superhero nerd commented on how they had to watch so many superhero movies and tv shows that they were missing out on other types of genres. But with Marvel-less, they can enjoy all types of genres including the latest Christopher Nolan movie while not having FOMO over that recent mediocre superhero movie that just came out.

Ask your doctor if Marvel-less is right for you. Side effects can include headaches, dizziness, increased anxiety, increased rage, fluctuating mood swings, increased cravings of movie theater popcorn (and popcorn buckets), loss of sleep and appetite, calling that one actor who plays a popular superhero, “mother”, and depression. Do not take Marvel-less if you have a huge collection of superhero Funkos, or are a Youtuber that talks about all things superhero-related on your channel. Marvel-less has not been approved by the FDA.

The next time there is a new superhero movie or TV show and you are wondering if you should watch it to see if it is connected to other content from the same studio, take Marvel-less to get rid of those worries! The content may end up being a flop/box office bomb anyway. Available in your local pharmacy…….

NEVER!

(Disclaimer, this isn’t meant to offend or insult any major studio that makes major superhero franchises. Any superhero movie or TV show that comes out is open to anyone’s opinion whether good or bad. This piece is also considered a satirical piece that is coming out on April 1st, 2025. Marvel Studios isn’t the only company impacted by superhero fatigue).